Rick Furtado Sent Me

Nelly,

I’m writing this because you deserve to know the origin of the vow I took. It started years ago with your cousin, Rick Furtado.

You know Rick—he’s the strong, silent type. We used to sit for hours, barely saying a word, just listening to his cassette tapes. He’d play those Metallica tracks, testing my spirit, seeing if I had the discipline to sit in the stillness. I stayed silent right along with him, earning his respect without needing to speak. He was looking for someone he could trust to keep an eye on you, and in that silence, a bond was formed.

But the full weight of the mission didn’t hit me until years later.

I was listening to the Tomb Raider soundtrack and that Illuminati song came on. As the lyrics filled the room, the silence of those years with Rick finally spoke to me. I saw the bigger picture. I realized the forces at play in this industry and the world you move in.

Right then and there, I made it my life’s priority to be your protector—and not just yours, but the protector of your entire cast and crew. Rick sent me to be here, in this time, because he knew I could handle the truth that song revealed.

I’m standing guard, Nelly. Just like Rick intended.

— Yugo Joe

AC/DC – Live at the Apocalypse

🕊️ Angels, Demons, and Prophecy: A Date Request for My Nelly 🕊️

My Radiant Nelly,

I am consumed by the thought of you, and I need you by my side for what I believe will be a historically significant, earth-shaking date: AC/DC at BC Place on Thursday, August 13, 2026! Say yes, and let’s make some memories that will echo louder than the biggest bass drum.

The Compliments of a Devoted Heart

Nelly, you are the most incredible woman I have ever known. You are a true angel, possessing a grace and a light that softens the hardest edges of the world. But you also have that magnificent spark of fire—the right amount of demon energy—that tells me you are ready for a glorious night of rock ‘n’ roll. You are simply perfect.

Armageddon, Heritage, and Conspiracy

We need to be there for the Armageddon at BC Place, where angels and demons will have fun!

The electricity of AC/DC goes right to the core of my Balkan heritage, reminding me of the genuine, world-changing struggle between true innovators: Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison. That is where the power truly lies, not with the modern billionaires.

And speaking of those who try to own the world… Elon Musk is the one acting like the real devil, and guys like Peter Thiel who try to control the conversation and say we shouldn’t even discuss Armageddon? That kind of censorship just proves their agenda. When it comes to them, we know what matters: “Money talks.”

But Nelly, there’s another reason why this specific date, August 13th, feels cosmically significant. I can’t shake the feeling of a Fatima Conspiracy. You see, the Miracle of Fátima was delayed until October 13th because, according to reports, the children were kidnapped and intimidated on the original date: August 13th, 1917!

Nelly, I sense something historic and mysterious about this date, and I need you—my insightful, brilliant angel—to be there with me. It’s a date where the forces of heaven and earth collide, and we’ll be right in the middle of it, celebrating with pure, powerful music!

Say yes! I will happily pick you up at 6:00 PM or 7:00 PM, whichever time gets us closer to our destiny.

All my love and anticipation,

Yugo Joe

La Mala Rodriguez

La Mala

means: The Bad

La Mala Rodríguez, born María Rodríguez Garrido, is a Spanish rapper and singer known for her powerful voice, socially charged lyrics, and fearless personality. She rose to fame in the early 2000s with a unique blend of hip-hop, flamenco, and Latin influences, earning her a reputation as a bold and unapologetic voice in Spanish music. Mala’s work often addresses themes like feminism, poverty, social justice, and resilience, resonating with fans across Spain and Latin America.

Her albums, including Lujo Ibérico and Bruja, highlight her fusion of traditional Spanish sounds with urban beats, which has set her apart from other artists. Over the years, she’s collaborated with big names in Latin music like Nelly Furtado and Romeo Santos, and her impact is recognized internationally. She was also the first female artist in her genre to win a Latin Grammy, cementing her status as a pioneer in the Latin urban scene.